Bartender:”Captain, how did you get that peg leg?”
Pirate: “A mighty shark bit it off”
Bartender: “And Captain, how did you come to have a hook for a hand?”
Pirate: “Some scurvy dog hacked it off but I sent him to Davy Jone’s locker with my sword”
Bartender: “And that eye patch, Captain. How did you lose your eye?”
Pirate: “A seagull pooped in my eye.”
Bartender: “I didn’t know seagull poop made you blind”
Pirate: “It doesn’t , it was my first day with the hook.”
Holmes and Watson were on a sailing trip. They had gone night sailing and were lying on the deck looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see? “Well, I see thousands of stars.” “And what does that mean to you?” “Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?” “Well, to me, it means someone has stolen our bimini!”
what about membership? I have talked to a friend about a small double-ender day sailer I see docked at your club. He tells me it is for sale. Do you have any info?
winter blues read THRU THE CHAIRS it will make you laugh all about yacht clubs, what happens thru the adventures of the officers and staff
Thanks for the suggestion, I may buy the book for my March vacation.
Great to see you now have a website.
Your are truly the friendliest club on Lake Ontario.
Thanks for the great times over the years.
A pirate walks in a bar.
Bartender:”Captain, how did you get that peg leg?”
Pirate: “A mighty shark bit it off”
Bartender: “And Captain, how did you come to have a hook for a hand?”
Pirate: “Some scurvy dog hacked it off but I sent him to Davy Jone’s locker with my sword”
Bartender: “And that eye patch, Captain. How did you lose your eye?”
Pirate: “A seagull pooped in my eye.”
Bartender: “I didn’t know seagull poop made you blind”
Pirate: “It doesn’t , it was my first day with the hook.”
Pirate walks into a bar, bartender says, “What’s that paper towel doing on your head?” The pirate says, “Aye, I’ve got a bounty on me head!”
“Buy a Yellow Boat Day”? I love it! Not quite as subliminal as you thought!
Three pirates walk into a bar.
The fourth one ducks!
Holmes and Watson were on a sailing trip. They had gone night sailing and were lying on the deck looking up at the sky. Holmes said, “Watson, look up. What do you see? “Well, I see thousands of stars.” “And what does that mean to you?” “Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?” “Well, to me, it means someone has stolen our bimini!”
I had the most amazing time at your club. It just keeps getting better. Thank you so much!
what about membership? I have talked to a friend about a small double-ender day sailer I see docked at your club. He tells me it is for sale. Do you have any info?
Saturday Sept 15 WYC Race
skippers meeting 10 am
Start 11 am
Last One!